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On Offensive Comedy and Defending Douchebags

**Warning: This post contains foul language that may be offensive to some people.** **You’ve been fucking warned.** Another comedian has said some awful shit and defended it as “comedy.” After…

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The Truth! About the Rothschild Family

The Rothschilds are a German/Jewish family most well-known for their stranglehold grip on world financial institutions. Because of their prominence, who they are and what they do has long been…

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3 Anti-Social Media Videos I Only Know About Through Social Media

Social media is a horrible blight on humanity. At its best, it’s a malevolent time suck that erodes the world’s economy and happiness by consuming our lives, making us unproductive…

Geek Drama Chapter 1 – The Game Begins

I stared at the email on my screen, wondering what it meant. For a few moments I thought I was going to die, or at the very least someone was going…

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An Ode to the Third-Place Player

The peeps over at Survivor Oz put out an article about the changing meaning of a third-place finish in Survivor. That reminded me that I wrote a poem about third-place…

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I Gotta Call Zack – Episode 5: Ukraine In The Membrane

Right Click – Save File As Or just play it here and read along to the shownotes below! On Episode 5 of I Gotta Call Zack, we talk about the…

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I Gotta Call Zack – Episode 4: Bouncy Wrestling Cars

Right Click – Save File As Or just play it here and read along to the shownotes below! It’s episode 4 of I Gotta Call Zack!. This time, we discuss…

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I Gotta Call Zack – Episode 3: Kim Jong Putin’s Gatsby Party

Right Click – Save File As Or just play it here and read along to the shownotes below! We made it to episode 3 of I Gotta Call Zack!. This…

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White Men Can’t Rap – “Tamale” by Tyler the Creator

Tyler, the creator, tweeted this recently: CAN SOMEONE MAKE A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE COVER OF A SONG OF MINE PLEASE. — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) January 20, 2014 So I…

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I Gotta Call Zack – Episode 2: 2014, Week 2

Right Click – Save File As Or just play it here and read along to the shownotes below! Here’s the second episode of I Gotta Call Zack!, where Zack Rovinsky…

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I Gotta Call Zack – Episode 1: 2014, Week 1

Right Click – Save File As Or just play it here and read along to the shownotes below! Here’s the first episode of our brand spankin’ new podcast, I Gotta…

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Survivor: Blood Vs Water Episode 02 – Rupert’s Folly

The following is the script I worked off of and not an actual transcript. Most noticeably, the introduction is missing. Additionally, pieces were altered during filming. You’ll get the gist,…

Why I Believe What I Believe

In order to understand why one believes, one first must understand what one believes, and I don’t know that I believe anything in the spiritual/religious sense. I believe that there…

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Basic Rules of Intelligent Debate

This is decidedly non-comprehensive. It’s not a set of rules for formal debate. It’s more of a frustrated rant. Religion is not science. Religion is a metaphysical relationship with that…

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Spec Script – “The Trials of Eliot Franklin” (The Wrecking Crew Part 2)

I’ve made time to finish the second script in my Wrecking Crew Trilogy for the upcoming S.H.I.E.L.D. television show, even though nobody asked for it. After I finished the first…

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Found On A Forum: Why didn’t America switch to the Metric System?

Thread Title Why didn’t America switch to the Metric System? My Response There’s no point. The system in place functions perfectly well. America does use it in science and advanced…

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Found On A Forum: Why are humans the only animals that need money to live?

Thread Title Why is it that after 3.8 billion years of evolution on Earth, human beings seem to be the only animals that “need” money to live? My response Money…

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The Truth! About Felicia Day

I made a stupid, but funny, video. I did it because I need some practice. Writing, video editing, speaking – I got some practice in it all. When I make…

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Spec Script – “Enter the Wrecker”

Read “Enter the Wrecker” According to their website, Marvel does not accept unsolicited submissions for any reason. Given their size, this makes perfect sense. Read the page and comprehend enough…

Why I Chose The Wrecker (And Wrote This At All)

The choice to write a spec script for S.H.I.E.L.D. was a serious one. It was also a necessary one. As an amateur script writer trying to find his break, it’s…